Hey Brad Lookin' kinda sad Hey brad I know it makes you mad Hey Brad Acting kinda bad Hey brad Could you ease up a tad Sitting in class Looking like an ass Throwing spitballs at the pretty girls you know (Like Brittany) You don't wanna be that guy (No no) Makin all the pretty girls cry (Wah wah) Deep down you know it's all a lie Hey Brad Lookin' kinda sad Hey brad I know it makes you mad Hey Brad Thinking thoughts of Chad Hey brad Ooh you want him bad Slamming locker doors Trapping nerds inside Pushing down the feels you try to hide You don't wanna be that guy (No no) Picking on the little small fry (French fry) Deep down you know its all a lie Hey Brad Lookin' kinda sad Hey brad I know it makes you mad Hey Brad Let’s hear from your Dad Hey Brad His name is also Brad Hey Brad Its me, your Brad dad Comin' at you from inside your brain But I'm here to tell you I'm mad, Brad I want you to be the bad Brad You always knew you had Not sad Brad Rad Brad So go out there And go get Chad Hey Brad Lookin' kinda sad Hey brad I know it makes you mad Hey Brad Makin’ eyes at Chad Hey Brad You're sweating just a tad Now you’re at the dance In size large kaki pants Lookin' 'round the room For that special guy you know You know you wanna be that guy (go go) You know he makes your little heart fly (so high) Deep down you know its worth a try AND THE PROM KING IS, BRAD! (And Brittany) Hey Brad Lookin' kinda sad Hey Brad We know it makes you mad Hey Brad Imagine what you’d’a had Hey Brad We know it makes you mad (Sad) (Afrad)

If I could begin to be Half of what you think of me I could do about anything I could even learn how to love When I see the way you act Wondering when I'm coming back I could do about anything I could even learn how to love like you I always thought I might be bad Now I'm sure that it's true 'Cause I think you're so good And I'm nothing like you Look at you go I just adore you I wish that I knew What makes you think I'm so special If I could begin to do Something that does right by you I would do about anything I would even learn how to love When I see the way you look Shaken by how long it took I could do about anything I could even learn how to love like you Love like you Love me like you

Snow is falling Hat on my head Snuggled in my bed Smells like gingerbread Christmas is calling Tree is glisten’ Stockings by the fire Jammin' on the lyre Something to admire No one is listenin’ All I really need Is crystal clear Grab your list, push that lady Better move, I’ll kill your baby Not afraid to pull your hair The cops don’t even care Precious deals are finally here Black Friday is the best time of the year Stuffin' the turkey Cranberry sauce Invited cousin Ross Why did we invite him He’s humble and quirky Feelin’ thankful For my mom and dad Everything I’ve had How can I be sad Gian, are you crying right now Yeah, I'm sorry The holidays are just an emotional time for me That's lovely It is Use it Okay, hit it All I really need Is crystal clear Grab your list, push that lady Better move, I’ll kill your baby Not afraid to pull your hair The cops don’t even care Precious deals are finally here Black Friday is the best time of the year Bright menorah Eight days and nights Burning candle lights Awkward family fights Reading from the Torah Dreidel Spinnin’ I ran out of gelt Had to bet my belt Best I’ve ever felt I’m naked but I’m winning Snow on the trees Stuffing, yes please Dreidels Spinning with ease Turkey and cheese Bees with knees Dogs with fleas Attacking the bees World war threes With the dogs and the bees Moses came and parted the seas Which ended the war and Brought us world peace Grab your list, push that lady Better move, I’ll kill your baby Not afraid to pull your hair The cops don’t even care Precious deals are finally here Black Friday is the only time I feel myself I hate my family Best time of the year

Turkey baking in the oven Turkey ready for some lovin’ Turkey a meatball I am Turkey green eggs and ham Beef, bakin’ in the oven Beef, ready for some lovin’ Beef, oh the places you’ll go Oh the thoughts you can think Oh the thoughts you can Life’s not fair (Life’s not fair) Life's not fair When you’re a turkey (Beef) meatball Turkey, ooh I’m feeling leaner Beef, have you lost weight? Turkey, is this attraction? Beef, I need some satisfaction Turkey, you’re so far away Beef, we’ll be together some day Turkey, I dig your fatty acids Maybe, we can touch asses It’s plausible Anything’s plausible Life’s not fair (Life’s not fair) Life's not fair When you’re a turkey (Beef) meatball At three hundred and fifty degrees Fahrenheit Live from your oven It's Meaty and the Meatballs Will it grow or will it end? When we met, you were a godsend Can we just be more than friends? I hope we don’t get burned We need to be turned Life’s not fair (Life’s not fair) Life's not fair When you’re a meatball When you’re a meatball I'm just a meatball I'm just a meatball I'm still a meatball I'm still a meatball A meatball’s a meatball no matter how… Mmm that's tasty