Snow is falling
Hat on my head
Snuggled in my bed
Smells like gingerbread
Christmas is calling

Tree is glisten’
Stockings by the fire
Jammin' on the lyre
Something to admire
No one is listenin’

All I really need
Is crystal clear

Grab your list, push that lady
Better move, I’ll kill your baby
Not afraid to pull your hair
The cops don’t even care
Precious deals are finally here
Black Friday is the best time of the year

Stuffin' the turkey
Cranberry sauce
Invited cousin Ross
Why did we invite him
He’s humble and quirky

Feelin’ thankful
For my mom and dad
Everything I’ve had
How can I be sad

Gian, are you crying right now
Yeah, I'm sorry
The holidays are just an emotional time for me
That's lovely
It is
Use it
Okay, hit it

All I really need
Is crystal clear

Grab your list, push that lady
Better move, I’ll kill your baby
Not afraid to pull your hair
The cops don’t even care
Precious deals are finally here
Black Friday is the best time of the year

Bright menorah
Eight days and nights
Burning candle lights
Awkward family fights
Reading from the Torah

Dreidel Spinnin’
I ran out of gelt
Had to bet my belt
Best I’ve ever felt
I’m naked but I’m winning

Snow on the trees
Stuffing, yes please
Dreidels
Spinning with ease
Turkey and cheese
Bees with knees
Dogs with fleas
Attacking the bees
World war threes
With the dogs and the bees
Moses came and parted the seas
Which ended the war and
Brought us world peace

Grab your list, push that lady
Better move, I’ll kill your baby
Not afraid to pull your hair
The cops don’t even care
Precious deals are finally here
Black Friday is the only time I feel myself
I hate my family
Best time of the year