Hey Brad
Lookin' kinda sad
Hey brad
I know it makes you mad

Hey Brad
Acting kinda bad
Hey brad
Could you ease up a tad

Sitting in class
Looking like an ass
Throwing spitballs at the pretty girls you know (Like Brittany)
You don't wanna be that guy (No no)
Makin all the pretty girls cry (Wah wah)
Deep down you know it's all a lie

Hey Brad
Lookin' kinda sad
Hey brad
I know it makes you mad

Hey Brad
Thinking thoughts of Chad
Hey brad
Ooh you want him bad

Slamming locker doors
Trapping nerds inside
Pushing down the feels you try to hide
You don't wanna be that guy (No no)
Picking on the little small fry (French fry)
Deep down you know its all a lie

Hey Brad
Lookin' kinda sad
Hey brad
I know it makes you mad

Hey Brad
Let’s hear from your Dad
Hey Brad
His name is also Brad

Hey Brad
Its me, your Brad dad
Comin' at you from inside your brain
But I'm here to tell you
I'm mad, Brad
I want you to be the bad Brad
You always knew you had
Not sad Brad
Rad Brad
So go out there
And go get Chad

Hey Brad
Lookin' kinda sad
Hey brad
I know it makes you mad

Hey Brad
Makin’ eyes at Chad
Hey Brad
You're sweating just a tad

Now you’re at the dance
In size large kaki pants
Lookin' 'round the room
For that special guy you know
You know you wanna be that guy (go go)
You know he makes your little heart fly (so high)
Deep down you know its worth a try

AND THE PROM KING IS, BRAD! (And Brittany)

Hey Brad
Lookin' kinda sad
Hey Brad
We know it makes you mad

Hey Brad
Imagine what you’d’a had
Hey Brad
We know it makes you mad (Sad) (Afrad)