Turkey baking in the oven
Turkey ready for some lovin’
Turkey a meatball I am
Turkey green eggs and ham
Beef, bakin’ in the oven
Beef, ready for some lovin’
Beef, oh the places you’ll go
Oh the thoughts you can think
Oh the thoughts you can
Life’s not fair (Life’s not fair)
Life's not fair
When you’re a turkey (Beef) meatball
Turkey, ooh I’m feeling leaner
Beef, have you lost weight?
Turkey, is this attraction?
Beef, I need some satisfaction
Turkey, you’re so far away
Beef, we’ll be together some day
Turkey, I dig your fatty acids
Maybe, we can touch asses
It’s plausible
Anything’s plausible
Life’s not fair (Life’s not fair)
Life's not fair
When you’re a turkey (Beef) meatball
At three hundred and fifty degrees Fahrenheit
Live from your oven
It's Meaty and the Meatballs
Will it grow or will it end?
When we met, you were a godsend
Can we just be more than friends?
I hope we don’t get burned
We need to be turned
Life’s not fair (Life’s not fair)
Life's not fair
When you’re a meatball
When you’re a meatball
I'm just a meatball
I'm just a meatball
I'm still a meatball
I'm still a meatball
A meatball’s a meatball no matter how…
Mmm that's tasty
credits
from Antipasto,
released December 18, 2020
Music & Lyrics by Gian Raffaele DiCostanzo & Jordan Elman